2003-06-01 | 1:43 a.m. | s-s-s-saturday night
	so i have a fabulous friend whom, in keeping with tradition, i will call Miss Diva until i get permission to use her real name. for you see, she truly is a diva. anyway, miss diva's man was out of town this weekend so she wanted to have a fun and rowdy good time with "the girls" (meaning me and another chick friend). this other chick friend...hm, let's call her miss a, has yet another friend. she had a stick up her butt the whole night, widgets. i'm a crass, loud, obnoxious, lewd kinda girl. that's just my way. i'm the girl that doesn't eat delicately, i tell unfunny dirty jokes, truly believe that explicatives make your story better, and belch whenever necessary. well, stick girl couldn't handle this. she turned out to be the prissy type. she's also the stupid type. the type that apparently got married very young, had lotsa babies, got a divorce, is dating a married man that happens to be her boss, and truly believes that he'll leave his wife and kids for her and her kids. have you played grand theft auto III? have you heard the interview on the chatterbox radio channel where laslo interviews fernando? okay, well fernando pretty much says "an unsatisfied man could cheat on his wife with his pretty new secretary, but sooner or later she'll be wanting him to leave his wife and children to be her husband. then he's back to square one." and if a guy is a cheater then he definately doesn't want square one, he wants booty on demand without strings. and i've-got-a-stick-up-me-butt girl definately has strings. ropes really. so not only is she a bit of a prissy cunt, but she's dangerously delusional too. needless to say the evening wasn't all it could be. but at least i got away with only spending eleven dollars at ikea. and i got to see miss diva's amazing purse collection. and she gave me her old phone, which is newer and works better than my current phone. so life is good despite the fact that i have very little money until payday this friday. so now if only my husband would get a job... ~Miss Mari	Last Next Older Rings Profile Calendar Email me The Land of Diaries

Download AOL Instant Messenger