2003-12-02 | 10:59 a.m. | guys...listen up
	so i was talking with a freind of mine about many things. i find that when we talk we tend to digress all over the great green earth. so as we were talking he mentioned his dental health and the fact that it wasn't so good. apparently he went to the dentist for the first time in 2 years and they told him "you've got the kind of cavities that mean either you haven't flossed or you consume a lot of sugar." he laughed and said "yes." now somewhere on the road to growing up guys learn that it's okay for them to not wear clean clothes every day, not to take a shower every day, and that dental hygiene is for people with vaginas. Sadly, though, they decide this well before they become interested in chicks. Otherwise they would all know that chicks dig hygiene. We love it. We think it is so great when guys get out of the shower every day and brush their teeth at least once a day and flossing? you ain't nothin' if you ain't flossin'. i had a chat with my dentist about this. i too was one of those people that thought "if something makes you bleed is it natural?" my dentist responded with "if you don't wash your face every day you get sores on it." i just never thought of it that way. so now i floss. At least every other day. And is every other day so bad, guys? i remember when i hadn't been to the dentist in two years and all he said to me was "okay, looks great. floss more." no 16 cavities, no root canal, no worries. i may be fat, but i try to take care of myself otherwise. here's another tip guys...chicks dig soft skin. ESPECIALLY if it's touching their face. so start putting lotion on your nuts. sorry. bad guy joke. anyway, use some freakin' lotion. butter. anything. nobody has to know you use it for your skin and not to whack off with. i just got my husband to understand that dirt ruins clothes. it literally erodes the fibers which makes your clothes deteriorate faster. when you wear them more than once you're ruining what you have. and while we don't have enough money to buy new clothes, we do have enough money to buy detergent. to sum up...guys, chicks dig guys that are into regular hygiene. just thought you'd like to know. ~Miss Mari	Last Next Older Rings Profile Calendar Email me The Land of Diaries

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