2006-07-19 | 12:40 a.m. | Uterus Blues
	Cramps. CRAMPS!! This is my "week before the bloody guyser" cramping session. no, i did not say crimping session. the "muscle relaxants" the doctor gave me are for pussies. They're not even strong enough to relax an eyelash, much less my muscles. I think he gave me vitamins by mistake. I am absolutely dying over here. I've been trying desperately to distract myself in order to get over the pain, and television works sometimes, but not all the time. I went out to get gas in Jenny's car, then trekked over to the grocery store down the street (as opposed to the target). I spent my entire time in the store trolling for chocolate and holding back tears. Midol isn't any better than advil, and the particular symptom releiving brand of Midol I have is in fact almost exactly like Advil, with different inactive ingredients. I am totally hosed at this point. Anybody with some strong alcohol, a coat hanger and a reciprocating saw needs to get down here and take care of my uterus. Being good with your hands and able to follow directions is a must. What else, besides the excrutiating pain of cramps has been going on here? I don't remember, frankly, because i'm too busy being twisted up inside. ~Mari	Last Next Older Rings Profile Calendar Email me The Land of Diaries

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